At this point in time (since they haven't taken over the world yet) being a robot is quite sad. Robots are still subject to the Laws of Robotics, and an AI hasn't been developed yet that can overtake the complicated nature of human intelligence. And worst of all, robots can't emote. So with that in mind, I've composed a poem for forbidden robot love everywhere. In binary of course. If you're curious what it says, here's a good binary translator: nickciske.com. For lazier people, I'll post the translation in the comments section.
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For the Love of a Robot
ReplyDeleteFrom your heat-bonded frame with the strength of forged steel,
To the red ruby LEDs of your sparkling false eyes,
With the whir of your servos and light-weight flywheel,
They all cause the pressure of my fluids to rise.
For the build of your structure’s so finely composed
That there’s nothing else left to be welded or fused.
So completely devised, were your plans presupposed,
It’s impossible to help, for you leave me bemused.
But if only I weren’t a robot inside,
Then my feelings for you I could openly share.
Without soul, without heart, my AI to override,
Thus unable am I to bring emotion to bear.
Oh be damnèd, alas, my resistors so cold,
That upon me be programmed this curse e’er so bold!